Hair Types, what type are you?

These are real hair types from Shampoo and Conditioner bottles. Which type most suites you....

for 'Stressed Hair': "Had a hard day at work hair?" "Yes I'm really stressed out" .....
for 'Damaged Hair' : Is that physically or emotionally damaged?
for 'Dry Hair' : but you can never find any for wet hair?
for 'Blonde Hair': Does this work on brunettes?
for 'Frequent Use': how many times a day do you have to wash your hair?
for 'Kinky Hair': I'm just not going there.....
for 'Every Day Hair': what, you have a different kind at the weekend?
for 'Coarse Hair': are you going to use that brush?
for 'Wiry Hair': you'll never be short of a fuse with this hair type...

Of course, they never have my type in the supermarkets, I keep looking, but can't find a shampoo for 'Mucky Hair' :)